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After Jay Wellingdon Couch invented the [[couch]] in the  year 1895 people have come up with many uses for this remarkable device. Couchsurfing is one of these: the act of taking a [[couch]] and jumping off a big cliff, usually they run after the visionary couch lemming. This is called "the mission". For this reason Couchsurfers are not known for their old age. They usually tend to flock with other would-be couchsurfers in small congregations. Bigger congregations are also known to take place sometimes, which can have detrimental effects on the couch populations in some areas, especially in places where there is sea and lots of couches to steal. Anyone critical of the mission is usually thrown of the cliff anyway.

[[Image:Dog couchsurfing.jpg|thumb|300px|Some people just can't get enough]]
There is even an [[organization]] and a website dedicated to this act of surfing couches, but most people on this website only watch  other people surf with their couch. This is usually called ''interspecial understanding'', though only few people really understand the deeper act of understanding other species.

Because not everyone owns a house next to the sea it is also allowed to burn yourself on other people's couches. Couchsurfers frown upon financial transaction and judge each other on the "size" of their "couch". Because of this, it is not a [[dating site]].

Some couchsurfers are only just fakers and prefer [[Burning Man|Burning stuff]]. The [[Leadership]] Team of the organization are known for their yearly gathering at this festival. Sometimes they also practice the act of burning dog. During these events they often honour [[Host]], the Greek god of hostility. 

"Participate in creating a better burn, one couch at a time" - quote by visionary couch lemming, circa 2007 (unknown origin)

The relationship between the visionary  couch lemming and the leadership team is not quite clear, as the existence of them belongs more to realm of mythology - besides these, rare sightings of popes and cardinals carrying yellow flags and chanting hymns of the long-lost holy couch have also been reported. 

[[Image:Tomcruiseanimated.gif|frame|[[Tom Cruise]] showing [[Oprah Winfrey|Oprah]] how to properly use a couch.]]
In 2007 a splinter group of [[happiness|unhappy]] couch surfers, led by [[Tom Cruise]], started OpenCouchSurfing, a terrorist organization entering people's homes to slice open couches and hide themselves for unexpecting old ladies. They made the news in many places, especially in [[Nelson]], a picturesque little town also known as the [[Florida]] of [[New Zealand]], where many old ladies where found dead - with their couches slit wide open. The crazed couch surfers become especially violent when they hear the phrases "No worries" and "You rock!" - or the now infamous "Big hugs" - a phrase bringing along a series of gory massacres across the globe after its introduction to couchsurfer lingo.

Other related notorious organizations are [[Hospitality Club|Hostility Club]], [[BeWelcome|BitchWelcome]] and [[CrashAtMine|CrashOnMines (aka CrashAMime)]], all of which serve the noble mission of [[hostility]] ie the act of worshiping [[Host]]

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